07
Jan
08

Do you have E.D.?

Do you ever get that not-so-electable feeling? Starting to think that maybe your rhetoric on the campaign trail is just a lot of hot air? Do you start feeling a strong conviction about pulling our troops out of Iraq the moment you’re elected, only fearing that, deep down, you won’t be able to deliver on your promises made during election season? You may be suffering from what doctors are calling Electoral Dysfunction.

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